Phil Ackrill...

Founder Member and administrator. Nobody takes any notice of him because he's grey, fat and full of shit. Always trying to collect money off people.

John Stinson...

Founder Member. Also known as Big Nose from Conk City. Always up for a drink on the annual outing but always plays up on the first night. Don't mention his fat arse.  

Ciaran Swan...

Joined 09/10 season. AKA John Swan. Apparently likes pushing toy cars through his own poo? Sorry but you'll have to ask him about that.. Apart from that, an all round good egg that always seems to need a shave.

Barry Knight...

Founder Member. Always used to room with Pete probably just to stitch him up. If there's a silly dance or song to be sung Baz is ya man. Spends a fortune on clothes and always tells us " I'm too sexy for my shirt"

Ciaran Rowe...

Joined 06/07 season. Known amongst others as Crouchy for obvious reasons although now Sick Note would be more appropriate. Likes to think he's a ladies man, shame the women don't think the same. Don't mention the wheelchair.

Paul Jeffrey...

Joined 06/07 season. Dont get out much these days but still knows how to let his hair down. Very dry sense of humour and knows some crazy shit.

 Ian Boniface...

Known as Bomber, don't think he was in the R.A.F. but I'm sure there's a good reason. Joined 06/07 season. Dont let this guy near your room unless you want a picture of your toothbrush up an arse.

James Russell...

Joined 07/08 season. Known as Nobby, guess thats cos you've gotta be a nob to be in the Yid army. Would look interlectual in a suit, shame he's a roofer.

Lee Davis...

Joined 07/08 season. What have we let ourselves in for? A bit on the loud side and will probably get us all arrested in some far away land. Always bigs it up and talks more shite than Phil.

 Ian Kemlo...

Joined 08/09 season. Party animal and a wannabe alcoholic. This is one fella you dont wanna play drinking games against.